July 8, 2014
i did a thing

i did a thing

July 5, 2014

fucking hell

June 29, 2014   604,504 notes


me when someone tries to flirt with me

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June 28, 2014   31,196 notes


Dream life

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June 28, 2014   1 note

the world is my oyster and i’m HELLA allergic

June 20, 2014   3 notes

i want to go get food, but hailey is asleep and i forgot how weird it is to walk into stores alone going all “hello yes, this is me, i am here, i would like to purchase one perhaps two things” like a fucking nerd

June 18, 2014

my kink is that i do not like kinks and it gets me off and i DO NOT LIKE IT

June 18, 2014

i wish i was a horoscope writer for a local newspaper because i would make libra’s horoscope “pass the blunt” every week

June 17, 2014   1 note

one thing i do like about tumblr is that it helps a lot of people find good resources about queer/trans community/ corrections about sexual misinformation that we are taught in public schools/ sites that detail social and political ramifications regarding the fucked up parts of how we treat people based on race/religion and many other great things that you otherwise might not be able to find very easily

but you are not being helpful to the world by being snide

i think being automatically predisposed to invalidate another person’s experience because they have not responded to it in a way you might have is very fucked up and does nothing to help them. and honestly if you are the kind of person that feels that need to weigh in on someone’s life it’s best to not do that in a way that could potentially be damaging.

i have actually heard alot of people i know (who i would generally regard as good people who know alot about various issues people face today) say some really fucked up things about others on a personal level (usually in some way invalidating a problem that person has presented them with)

i’m not saying that everyone needs to be a shoulder to cry on, but the least you can do is not be even shittier to them

June 15, 2014   1 note

I hate the speaking voice of high school boys

June 15, 2014   1 note

Why do people even make concerts for stuff that isnt punk

June 8, 2014   1 note

i remember once hearing a guy in high school describe to another guy that he had “got it in deep” with his girlfriend last night and i can’t possibly imagine what he thinks he is saying with that but to me it says that at least one of the following must be true:

1. he believes vaginas are an infinite hole that he must try to reach as far down as possible with his penis to score a point

2. he has a small penis and so getting anywhere is kind of a big deal for him

3. he has no idea how vaginas work at all

June 7, 2014   4 notes

10 word story

his lips said no but his eyes said “warped tour”

June 6, 2014   1 note
May 31, 2014   2 notes

frankie lived in a perfect world that was more perfect in his teens

his dick would touch the toilet water and he would get it on his jeans

frankie standing short and thin was afraid of his own body

but he didn’t feel like being hard on himself

when he was naked in front of bobby